The THC Girl! Apply Now!

Name:	Pauline Hanson
Age:	42
Height:	5'7"
Weight:	56kg
Unique Talents:	Touching my clitoris with my own tounge.
Attitude towards THC?:	THC - Totally Hating Chinese
Do you get Ogled alot?:	When topless in parliment
Ambitions for the future:	3-way with Beazley and Howard
Whats your thoughts on plastic surgery:	My labia first, they need reduction.
Whats more important Looks/Personality?:	Personality
Marital Status:	Swinger
What gives you goosebumps?:	Having sex dressed as the KKK.
In your opinion are Burt and Ernie Gay?:	Who cares, their white!
Favourite Fish?:	One that fits!

As you can see the entrants in the THC Girl of the month have not been good, as can be seen from our current title holder. You CAN be the THC Girl of the month. Simply fill out an Application Form and the chances are that you WILL be the next THC girl of the month. You stand to win an number of unconfirmed prizes but are guarenteed of winning a signed THC team photo. Obviously you take home the pride of being the THC Girl of the Month (until a another application form is received which is usually longer).


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